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    Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the edge of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee screeches to a halt next to him. The driver, a young man dressed in a Brioni suit, Cerrutti shoes, Ray-Ban glasses and a YSL tie, gets out and asks the shepherd, "If I guess how many sheep you have, will you give one of them to me?"

    The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the sheep which are grazing beyond and says "All right".

    The young man parks the car, connects his notebook to his mobile, enters a NASA site, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a data base and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms, then prints a 150 page report on his high-tech mini-printer.

    He then turns to the shepherd and says: "You have exactly 1,586 sheep here."

    The shepherd answers: "That's correct, you can have your sheep."

    The young man takes the sheep and puts it in the back of his jeep.

    The shepherd looks at the young man and asks: "If I guess your profession, will you return my sheep to me?"

    The young man answers: "Yes, why not?"

    The shepherd says: "You are an Arthur Andersen consultant".

    "How did you know?" asks the young man.

    "Very simple," answers the shepherd. "First you come here without being called. Second, you charge me a sheep to tell me something I already know. Third, you do not understand anything about what I do, because you took my dog."

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