CHICKEN AND THE HORSE
Chicken and the Horse
Once upon a time there were a horse and a
chicken who were good friends.
They lived on a farmyard with lots of other
animals and were very happy.
One day, while they were playing near the
farm's pond, the horse stepped into a hole of
quicksand. The horse rapidly
sank and was yelling for his friend, the chicken,
to save him. The chicken
thought for a minute, then ran away.
The chicken ran back to the farmhouse, and
jumped into the farmer's 735csi BMW. Luckily, the
keys were in the
and the chicken managed to start the car, and put
it in gear. It raced over
to the sinkhole, where the horse had almost
disappeared by now.
The smart chicken tied a rope around the
back of the BMW and threw the other end around
front legs of the horse.
The chicken hopped back in the driver's seat and
stepped on the gas. Ever
slowly, the horse eased out of the quicksand and
jumped to safety.
The horse, still on shaky legs, stuttered:
"You just saved my life. Thank you!"
The chicken just said, "Don't mention it -
That's what friends are for!!"
They returned the BMW and went out to dinner
together in the barn yard.
A few days later, the horse got up from a
good night's rest, and heard some muffled cries
help coming from the
backyard. The horse followed the sounds and came
upon a terrible scene.
There was his best friend, the chicken, stuck in
hole of quicksand! The
sand was already up to its neck-feathers and the
cries for help had almost
The horse took a quick look around: No rope
in sight And the farmer had gone to town with his
BMW. What to do? The
took a deep breath and spread his body and legs
over the hole. His
member was dangling down right above the poor
chicken. "Here, my friend,
grab my thingie and I will pull you to safety!"
With its last bit of energy, the chicken
grabbed a hold of the big horse-thingy and the
horse straightened its body,
pulling the chicken from its trap. With one big
step, both were on solid
ground and safe.
The chicken slumped down on the ground,
exhausted: "Now You saved my life, my friend!!"
horse just smiled.
And what is the moral of this story? ...
If you're hung like a horse, you don't need
a BMW to pick up chicks.